...if I'd been invited AND if I were an iconic Asian beauty trained in the art of Geisha AND if I were more self-possessed AND if I were a certifiable nutter (though I'm making headway on that last one).
Truthfully, I just wanted to give you some exquisiteness to gaze upon - and to tell you that I miss being here with you.
But wait. There's more.
I could see getting married in this. In fact, I could see getting married just to be able to get married in this.
:vogue december 05